I hate how theres hair that grows on my chest, legs and under my arms. When i look at them they all grow in different directions! It’s like i have double crowns all over my body… scratch that i am a walking talking double crown. And i hate how dry my skin gets because no matter how good i try to be taking care of it i always end up dry and gross.

The appearance of a massive sinkhole in Guatemala City (map), Guatemala, on Sunday is thought to have been triggered by tropical storm Agatha, a violent tempest that struck Central America over the weekend.
From photographs, the new Guatemala sinkhole appears to be about 60 feet (18 meters) wide and about 300 feet (100 meters) deep, said James Currens, a hydrogeologist at the University of Kentucky—which explains how the sinkhole was reportedly able to swallow an entire three-story building.
Sinkholes can form when water-saturated soil and other particles become too heavy and cause the roofs of existing voids in the soil to collapse, Currens said.
Another way sinkholes can form is if water enlarges a natural fracture in a limestone bedrock layer. As the crack gets bigger, the topsoil gently slumps and develops into a sinkhole.
In either case, the final collapse can be sudden, Currens said.
When it’s a head, is the obvious answer. This new issue of American literary journal McSweeney’s comes in the form of some sixteen pamphlets and booklets contained in a square cube, which is decorated with the features an offensively florid human face the like of which we haven’t seen since the cover of In The Court of the Crimson King. 
So I have a free house for a bit so I got a friend to stay over, he demanded to sleep in a glass… Weirdo… Slightly worrying that I’m becoming so mysophobic that I was even weary of touching a frigging spider. Cowboy up boy!